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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}
{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"fact":"A cat has the power to sometimes heal themselves by purring. A domestic cat's purr has a frequency of between 25 and 150 Hertz, which happens to be the frequency at which muscles and bones best grow and repair themselves. ","length":222}
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